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Funny Jokes For Your Sad Faces

This time we're positive dad is the funniest.

This podcast was late...

So this is late. Beyond late. So late. Sorry!

How to fix the world -by dummies

In this episode, the family solves earths problems by taking charge and implementing rules.

Happy Freedom Thursday

Happy fourth of July everyone! Use your freedom to light things on fire and make your forefathers proud.

Humpty Dumpty Tripped Over A Rope

In this episode Dad squishes a lady against a building and injures himself in the process.

Dream a little dream

In this episode of The Apple And The Tree, the gang discusses dreams, and murder, and other pleasant things.

Asher was fired

In this episode we talk about firing our son.

DNA And You

DNA and Ancestry in this winner of an episode.

I pick you

Boogers, which one is your favorite?

Brookie-sode

Today a very special guest joins The Apple And The Tree...

Things

In this episode we play a game called "Things".

Ask Us Anything

Ask us anything... You asked and we answered!

Return of Ghosts

Ghosts are back. C.O. we missed you.

The Dad Most Likely To Start A War

In this episode, Mom and Asher think Dadrew is most likely to start a world war. Dadrew disagrees obviously.

Asher discovers the 80'/90's with special guest!

Ashers learns what it was like for us 80's and 90's kids, and we even get some expert commentary from a very special guest!

Not today Satan -unless you're going to be nice.

In this episode we discuss Satan, No further explanation needed.

Mozart and the art of butts

In this one we talk about weird history and Mozarts fondness for butts.

Dougs are going to be real mad this episode

In this episode we discuss the name Doug and how shovel it is. We also discuss what we would do in hypothetical life and some us actually look very clever at times. So...

Zombie-pocalypse

Zombies!! what would you do when the headlines read "Sudden Outbreak Of Mysterious Illness!"? Let us know on instagram @TheAppleAndTheTreeFamily

Would you rather?

This time on The Apple And The Tree, we play would you rather and Dadrew says so many inappropriate things.

Worst Parents Ever

Spoilers ahead, but we talk about the worst parents ever and share some of your bucket list items that ya'll sent!

9:11 and Bucket Lists

On this podcast we talk about 9/11, 9:11, and things we want to do because we YOLO!!! (as the kids say)

The Offtracky-sode

This episode just gets way off track. So pretty much business as usual.

Embarrassing Moments

We talk about a few of our most embarrassing moments for your entertainment.

Asher And Robyn

In this episode, Dad leaves us to fend for ourselves

The Poopisode

You guessed it, we are talking about poop...

Ghostuhsissss

In this episode we talk about ghosts and why they are absolutely 100% real and Robyn makes us laugh -as usual. 

That was so 2018

In this episode the Buttholes talk about 2018; its triumphs and many failures, but mostly we triumphed, and conquered, and won stuff, and got trophies for being cool, ...

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